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- ominous symbol refusing to elaborate on itself.
- sentient cloud of fragrance.
- painting that seems to move, sway, and stare back.
- book of alchemy in a language no one can read.
- old handmade artisanal dagger now cherished and used for kitchen purposes, doomed to forever feel out of place in the clash of its form and function, unable to know whether it is better to remain a terrible weapon or change into a kitchen knife.
- structural organism so smart and so stupid it begins to battle and eat itself.
- Miffy.
- shrine maiden to a personal god with no name.
- old mad king kicked out of his palace left to wander the desert looking for new cities to rule.
- the sandman / harbinger of sleepiness, the main method being ‘talking to people about your beloved things till they fall asleep’
- pearl left untouched in its shell, torn between the desire to be disturbed and have its shine admired or be left alone to peace.
- wild horse cherished by a young child, mane braided, fed strawberries and plums daily, who has long forgotten the art of running.
- human equivalent of a saxophone solo.
- (wind chime noises)